| My wuzband told everyone
that he was a model husband so I looked it up in the dictionary.
He was right . . . he was a small imitation of the real thing! |
| He said, "I'm so miserable without
you . . . It's almost like you're still here." |
| What is the difference
between a wuzband and a boyfriend?........ 45 minutes! |
| I've always
wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love but after having
meeting you I've changed my mind. |
| As the days go by, I
think of how lucky I am . . . That you're not here to ruin it for
me. |
| Dear Tech Support:
Last
year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.3 to Husband
1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.3.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.0 and PersonalAttention 6.0.It then
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.0, and NBA
3.0. Unfortunately Conversation 6.0 no longer runs and only
crashes the system when accessed.
I've tried running NaggingProGold 5.0 to fix these problems but
to no avail. What can I do?
Thanks in advance, Desperate
|
| Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter
the command: "C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" to download Tears 6.2
which should automatically install the latest version of GuiltPro.
If that application works as designed Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But please remember, over use of the above applications can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0, or
Beer 6.1. WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will
create a TSR know as Loud Snoring!
CAUTION: Whatever you do
DO NOT
install Mother-in-Law 8.6. This is not a supported application
and will crash Husband 1.0 causing severe data loss and program
instability.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have
limited memory capacity and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. Personally I recommend HawaiiProGold 3.1 and
Lingerie 7.7.
Good luck, Tech Support |
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